The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Oh great and powerful Oracle ... > > Which one of my brilliant lending facilities will save the global > market from meltdown? > > Will it be TAF, PDCF, TSLF, CPFF, MMIFF, or ABCPMMMFLF? > > Or all of the above? > > Sincerely, > Benjamin "Helicopter" Bernanke

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Dear BenBern: } } The answer that my omniscient vision has provided unto you through me } is clear: } }    None of the above. } } Not one of the lending organizations you list, nor indeed any that you } may list, will bring about a saving influence to the current financial } situation you mortals find yourself in. } } As always, these matters are not problems that are solved by logical or } external forces - they are caused and cured by the rampant emotions you } humans so dearly cling to: in the case of materialistic monetary } brokering, specifically Greed and Fear. } } The solution you seek lies not in computational economic analysis and } resources; the solution you seek is the Ultimate Realization of } spiritual evolution, where the Witness of your psyche can be heard } above the static of petty egotistical demands for vast differential } improvement over your brothers and panic over the loss of same. } } Hasten thee to an ashram, a kibbutz, a commune, or a Large Group } Awareness Training; seek out a shaman, a mystic, a fakir or a } therapist; become a monk, a Sadhu, a zaddik, or simply a humble person. } Purge yourself of greed and fear, and be an example unto those you } would save. } } Otherwise, you will continue to perpetuate the illusions of greed and } fear, and you can see where that got you. } } Thus hath I spoken, thus it shall be -Oracle