} Ah, my old friend the Zumabot, I remember him well! Wanna hear my Argic
} impersonation? Ahem...
} "Hey, gum brain! Are you pretending not to be aware that 2.5 million
} innocent Turkish people were genocided by Armenian terrorists from the
} ASALA/SDPA/ARF Terrorism Triangle during 1914-1920? Do I have to quote
} even more scholarly references at you? What are you, a Muslim-hating
} genocide apologist? Don't imagine that the crimes of your criminal
} Armenian grandparents will ever be forgotten, Supplicantian! In any
} event, let me get back to the real issue at hand..."
} And I do a really mean Robert McElwaine too! It goes like this... what?
} Oh, alright. Kinzler gently suggests that I get back to answering the
} question. You can put that cattle prod away now, Steve.
} So, why did the lovable old psycho disappear so suddenly, eh? Was the
} spook recalled by his secret Turkish government handlers? Was the
} propaganda campaign terminated because of the bad publicity it was
} generating? Did UUNet finally give in to pressure from right-thinking
} Netizens to close his account, and he never found another ISP prepared
} to act as a platform for his ravings?
} Needless to say, it is none of the above. He, Cosar, Mutlu and the
} rest of their cell were rounded up by agents of the USDA, and all
} ended up on the dinner table on Thanksgiving Day, 1994. Serdar himself
} was eaten by the Furr family, if I recall correctly. On the Net, no-one
} may know if you're a dog, but they can damn well spot a turkey when
} they see one.