} We all know that your vote counts. The best thing you can do
} is to vote. Any of the following parties is acceptable for
} causing another ice age:
}
} Republican, because they don't know what they are doing
} Democrat, because they think they do know
} Tory, because they caused all the other problems
} Whig, because nobody understands them
} Conservative, ready to keep the heat in, letting the ice form
} elsewhere
} Liberal, because they support the Socialists
} Christian Democrat, the modern Holy Roman Empire
} Labour, who are Marxist at heart, even if not in action
} Socialist, because central planning helps keep everyone cold
} Communist, because they have experience in Siberia
} Marxist, because a good theory always wins over cold facts
} Trotskyist, because there's a hatchet buried somewhere in all that
} ice
} Green, because they used to be Red, but green's a cooler
} colour
} Wobbley, because the IWW members could use a bit of support
}
} Avoid the Libertarians, the Liberians, the Librarians, and the
} Libertines. They are all facets of the same party, and they just might
} know how to prevent an ice age. Personally I'm going with the Libation
} Party.
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