} The Pizza is $15.
} The Pizza Service User's Fee (PSUF) is $2.20
} The Pizza Parlor Access Charge (PPAC) is $1.81
} The Universal Circular Food With Hot Cheese Surtax (UCFWHCS) is $1.19
} The Extra Fee The Pizza Parlor Adds To Insure Against Big Fat Guys
} With Severe Body Odor Sitting On Your Pizza By Accident
} (EFTPPATIABFGWSBOSOYPBA) is $3.12 (for a large pizza).
} The Surcharge For Not Putting Cyanice, Arsenic, and Hydrofluoric Acid On
} Your Pizza, No Matter How Much We'd Like To Because We Think That You
} Are An Ugly Obnoxious Geek (SFNPCAHAOYP/nmhmwltbwttyaauog) is $1.10
} The Voluntary Contribution To The International Pizza Grower's Organ-
} ization (VCTTIPGO) is $.95. It is "voluntary" in the sense that, if
} you don't want to pay it, you can get in your car and drive at 95 mph
} in the opposite direction, and after twenty or thirty minutes the
} pizza collection agency will give up and let you alone, promising to
} break your kneecaps if you ever come near that pizza parlor again.
} Your state has an extra surcharge of $2.24 for Not Getting Knocked Out
} By A State Trooper and Being Shipped to Louisiana In A Heavy Card-
} board Box.
} Federal law requires that every pizza parlor be equipped with a Neutron
} Blocking Shield (NBS), to prevent neutrons liberated during the
} pizza-cooking process (esp. dangerous with pepperoni) from damaging
} customers, employees, and flying saucers. To pay for this, the
} parlors are allowed to charge an additional $41.50 for each pizza.
} You had ordered a Super-Meta-Hyper-Special Pizza, with black olives,
} green peppers, pepperoni, sausage, anchovies, artichoke hearts,
} truffles, pate de fois gras, suckling pig, wild mushrooms, and
} crushed diamonds. This pizza was not on sale. The one that was on
} sale was the Super-Meta-Ultra-Special Pizza, which is similar except
} that it has Canadian bacon and pineapple instead of sausage and green
} peppers. That was an extra $250.00.
} They charged you 19.11 because their adding machine has only two digits,
} and they dropped the 11 cents because your companion flirted
} outrageously with them.
} You owe the Oracle a slice.