} Many people think that talk.bizarre is a USENET newsgroup, but the
} Oracle knows the truth. Talk.Bizarre is a secret fron for the
} transmission of coded secrets from the U.S. to the Soviet Union, as is
} evidenced by the following message:
} Article 13314 of talk.bizarre:
} Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
} Subject: Moles in your feet <-----CODED TOP-SECRET SUBJECT
} Date: 24 Oct 89 22:52:40 GMT
} Distribution: na,fnord
} Organization: Roadkills-R-Us <-----GORBACHEV'S TOP-SECRET NAME.
} Lines: 26
} Moles said to tell you hi, Biff.
} He also said he checked with his Oracle, his Turtle Ingres (tm)
} and his /rdb, and he is allowed to marry multiple saughters.
} He asks that everyone wiat, however, until his frontal lobotomy
} heals, and his income doubles, before sending him any more
} saughters, as rog's is keeping him quite busy with the pooper
} scooper, thankyouverymuch.
} The U.S. Ballistic Missile Submarine Los Angeles
} will be cruising 142.5 miles south-southeast of Sakhalin Island (tm) w/
} a new top-secret /RDB missile platform able to guide multiple launchers.
} We ask that you wait, however, until 10/29/89 10:12:32 GMT until the sub
} reaches the coordinates, and the chance of detection doubles, before
} trying to capture the sub, by keeping the escort fleet quite busy with
} As you may now clearly see, talk.bizarre is a front for Soviet Spies
} transmitting top secret U.S. military secrets back to their contacts in
} the Soviet Union.
} You owe the Oracle a copy of the "Top Secret" video tape. VHS format
} only, please.