} LISA: Hi, this is Lisa. Sorry about all the noise. Things are a bit
} hectic right now. You see the Oracle and Miss Manners had a little
} disagreement over which fork to use so they are battling it out in
} challenge wrestling match, best three falls out of five.
} [crash, thud, "AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"]
} LISA: My goodness, Jeeves, what was that?
} JEEVES: The Oracle just caught Miss Manners in a flying body slam.
} LISA: Wow!
} JEEVES: Don't worry, Miss. She bounced off her hairdo and landed on
} her feet. I did think she was going to lose her pearls though.
} LISA: Well, keep an eye on them. I have a supplicant to take care of.
} Now where was I, oh yes, humor being so darn funny....
} [thump, bang, "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, SCREEEEEEEEECH!!!"]
} LISA: Now what?
} JEEVES: Miss Manners has the Oracle in a figure-four-leg-lock. Should
} I intervene?
} LISA: Answer the phone first, please.
} JEEVES: It's Ann Landers, Ma'am. She and Dear Abby want to challenge
} the Oracle and Miss Manners to a tag team match over that little
} incident with the meatloaf and the unwed mother.
} ["We accept!"]
} ["Not without an engraved invitation."]
} ["Hey, watch it with those high heels."]
} ["Well, you keep those laurel leaves out of my eyes."]
} ["Look, Lady, if you'd stop hitting me with your purse, I
} ["That's Miss Lady to you."]
} [crash, boom, thud]
} LISA: Um, I think we'd better go now. Try asking your question a
} little later when things have calmed down. By the way, you owe the
} Oracle a bottle of liniment and Miss Manners a hand-written apology (in
} blue-black ink on white writing paper).