} Well, despite your lack of grovel, I'll be kind and give you the
} information anyway... There a number of resources on the Internet for
} discussing, flaming, and... other treatments of lawyers. Here are a few
} MUDs, MUCKs, MUSEs, MUSHs, and MOOs:
} LawMUD -- You play a defendant, and fight for your life (against
} your own lawyer)
} BriefMUCK -- Not much roleplaying here, mainly just judges gathering to
} discuss confidential information about current cases,
} while using aliases
} OJ MOO -- A MOO set up primarily for the OJ Simpson jurors, to give
} them something to do...
} Telnet sites:
} And if all else fails, you can speak with my lawyers, who have decided
} that it is a criminal offense to send a question to the Oracle without
} a proper grovel. The penalty is... *ZOT*
} You owe the Oracle an alligator briefcase, made from a real lawyer.