The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Do coconuts *really* migrate?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Let's find out! } } Here beside me is bin full of coconuts with detailed directions on how } to grovel to the Oracle written on them. You are over there. Let's } see...Oh look! One of the coconuts is levitating of its own free will } and, wow, it looks like it is picking up speed and OW!  That had to } have hurt supplicant. Well, since that coconut is over there already } why don't you pick it up and read the directions on how to grovel? See } the nice words, and oh! Look out!  Seems another coconut has magically } migrated your direction. And look another one. And another. Oh how } clever the coconuts are, you can run, but you can not hide... wow, it } seems those first few coconuts were a tad ahead of the main body of the } migration.  Look -all-the-rest- of the coconuts are now levitating in } mass and preparing to migrate your way. Aren't the Natural Sciences } soooooo exciting? } } You owe the Oracle a grovel.